i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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