she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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