Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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