Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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