So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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