This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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