come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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