Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have demons in me.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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