i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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