the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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