thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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