Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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