He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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