So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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