i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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