After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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