So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
They are going to name an STD after you.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
