I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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