I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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