I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize