Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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