how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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