he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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