woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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