I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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