you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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