I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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