wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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