Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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