anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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