BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
smell my finger.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
