it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
