we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I can text with my tongue
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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