So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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