the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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