If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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