I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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