i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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