somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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