Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
