You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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