well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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