To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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