garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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