you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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