Do you still have your period?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He? As in you personified your dick?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
