is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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