ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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