he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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