i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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