I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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