Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Less talking, more tequila
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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