so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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