So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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