The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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